Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
A poet, any real poet, is simply an alchemist who transmutes his cynicism regarding human beings into an optimism regarding the moon, the stars, the heavens, and the flowers, to say nothing of Spring, love, and dogs.
Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.
It may be said that artist and censor differ in this wise: that the first is a decent mind in an indecent body and that the second is an indecent mind in a decent body.