It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.