Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.

By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as a kid, and it wasn't easy. I'm on the [Hollywood] Walk of Fame and I'm one of the 25 most influential Hispanics in America, according to Time Magazine. I think my duty is to go back and tell kids, 'Whatever color you are, wherever you come from, anything and everything is possible.' And I'm living proof.