Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.
An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.