By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as a kid, and it wasn't easy. I'm on the [Hollywood] Walk of Fame and I'm one of the 25 most influential Hispanics in America, according to Time Magazine. I think my duty is to go back and tell kids, 'Whatever color you are, wherever you come from, anything and everything is possible.' And I'm living proof.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].

George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.