Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.

Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.