My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.
George LopezY'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
George LopezBarack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
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