George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.

I can never do nothing in this house!

Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.