George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.

Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.