Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.