Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.

If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.

An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.