It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!