It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.