It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.

I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.

I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.