It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write

George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!