It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.