David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

I used to be ashamed by the way that I grew up. I tried to lie my way through better times, but when you think that honesty and truth is really your best weapon you embrace it and put it behind you. In the end, it drives you and motivates you to do good work. No one should be ashamed about where they come from as long as you desire to be a compassionate and decent person.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!

When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, "They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that?" You're going to see the strings. But they did.

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.