If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.

I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.