I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
George LopezIt's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
George LopezI prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.
George LopezPresents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
George LopezMy wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.
George Lopez