The English have no soul; they have the understatement instead.

Foreigners have souls; the English haven't.

Travel' is the name of a modern disease which became rampant in themid-fifties and is still spreading. The disease - its scientific name is travelitis furiosus - is carried by a germ called prosperity.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better.

The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour.