Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

I've never had any complaints yet!

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.