Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

I've never had any complaints yet!