You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
I've never had any complaints yet!
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.