At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
God finally caught his eye.
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.