When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.