When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
God finally caught his eye.
You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.