There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

I've never had any complaints yet!