The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.