When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!