Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.