At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

God finally caught his eye.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

I've never had any complaints yet!

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.