I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

I love a good non sequitur.

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.