When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.
Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.
Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
I love a good non sequitur.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.