A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.

We hope for the future, then we reach for the past.

Everyone has a mad half-hour once a month.

Some people are naturally thin and some people are naturally heavier. It doesn't mean that bigger is healthier, or much thinner is healthier, it's on an individual basis.

Being a celebrity, you can remain a child for ever, almost. You get away with more; you can get too pampered and it's not healthy.

For me feminism is bra-burning lesbianism. It's very unglamorous.

I have the most ridiculous TV crush on Michael McIntyre. I fell in love watching him on 'Britain's Got Talent'.