The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn't get killed in that area either means that 1) God is watching over me or 2) I am so insignificant to God that he didn't bother having me killed.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience.

Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.