If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like its crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like its laughing. Nowadays, we would say, How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.