It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. ... What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.