Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.

You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.