Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.

It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. ... What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.

Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.