I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

Motherhood . . . is an act of infinite optimism.

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what happens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.