I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism.

It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have!