I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.
It's always something
... I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.
Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.
Humor is just truth, only faster!
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.