Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what's important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste your time. You tell people you love them. My friend Gilda Radner used to say, 'If it wasn't for the downside, having cancer would be the best thing and everyone would want it.' That's true. If it wasn't for the downside.

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.