[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.
... I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.
Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.