... I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.
Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Humor is just truth, only faster!
Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.