Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to death or eat yourself to death, or you can do everything right and be healthy and then get hit by a car. Life is so great, such a neat thing, and yet all during it we have to face death, which can make you nuts and depressed.