You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.