You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.