Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.