Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself