I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

You've got to keep moving, keep creating.