I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.