Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.