Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.