I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.