I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.