I can always create new material. That's something I can control.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

I'm forever a part of pop culture.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.