I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

I'm forever a part of pop culture.