I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.
Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
I'm forever a part of pop culture.
Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!
The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!
I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.