That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.
I can always create new material. That's something I can control.
I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.
Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
I am not a model the camera just went off by itself
I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.