I'm forever a part of pop culture.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I can always create new material. That's something I can control.