My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?

I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.