My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

I can always create new material. That's something I can control.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?