I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.

I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.