I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.