That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.