That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!