That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!