I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.
But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.
Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?