But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.