But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.