When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.
That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.
Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?
Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.