I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.