Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.