I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.